* Marriage
is not a word, It is a life sentence.
* Marriage is a covered dish.
* Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards!
* Before marriage a man yearns for a woman, after marriage the 'y'
becomes silent.
* A Man marries a woman thinking she will never change, and a woman marries a man thinking he will
change - result both are disappointed ! !
* Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right and the other is the husband!
* Don't marry the person you want to live
with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
* My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.
* It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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